I Am a Vampire

It's been talked about to death so I won't even waste your time arguing the point but one must admit, today's vampires are too slick, too young, and too clean. Some have even claimed the Twilight books and films are one big chastity belt in print. At least the first couple. Vampires spend their time trying not to bite people. They find non-human substitutes and mope around shirtless crying about their cursed existence. Well to hell with that! Vampires are supposed to be sleazy, spell-binding, and assertive in their pursuit of the sweet red stuff. So I wrote this quick poem/song emphasizing the perversion, and delight in said perversion, that's missing from these modern vampire soap operas.

I Am a Vampire

You’ve had a taste of evil

I lay ruin to your body and soul

I’ve a had little taste of your blood

And now I’m out of control

One more minute in flesh called heaven

Is worth an eternity in hell

You’ll feel my bite, some random night

When my eyes take you under my spell

It’s sanguination, you’ve never felt

Such sensation, from all the blood I’ve spilt

Now don’t keep me waiting

Keep your window cracked

This hunger’s elating

And I’ll be coming back, again, again, and again

To taste your milky skin

I am a vampire

Outside of space and time

I am a vampire

Of bleeding heart and mind

I am a vampire

Yes, I’m a vampire

I see you licking

A drop of blood from your lips

Give me a taste

Just a bit from your finger tips

And Let it drip

Let it drop into your lap

I’ll find it there

Cause the blood is my X and your eyes are my map

I am a vampire

Outside of space of time

I am a vampire

Of bleeding heart and mind

I am a vampire, oh yeah

I am a vampire, oh, oh yeah

I am a vampire

Now, don’t keep me waiting

Don’t keep me waiting

Don’t keep me waiting no more

I am a vampire